Thank Or Die
Paula Marttila · @PaulaMarttila
Ur SSWC-boken 2010, s. 341–344 · Läs boken som PDF
Welcome to
NOBODY CARES
Population: 6 Billion
(from a cartoon by Hugh MacLeod a.k.a Gapingvoid)1
When the world population is closing on 7 Billion, out of which almost 2 Billion are currently using the Internet, out of which one in four is using Facebook, it becomes evident how the opportunities we as humans are given along with the socialization of the web, are also united with growing challenges.
At the same time as nobody cares, everybody cares. To make someone of the almost 2 Billion people to care enough to personally respond to whatever message you are sending out, should pretty much still to be considered as a miracle. As much as the social web helps us to connect with each other, it also exposes the people and corporations who are in it for themselves. As easy it is to participate, start a cause, a service, ask for help, feedback or advice, as easy it has become to expect not just a reaction, but an immediate reaction, by the responding party.
As we are slowly beginning to learn how we all need to start to engage or die with our audience and customers, as start to share or die on the Internet, we mustn’t forget to remember to say Thank You. And as with any response, the gesture of a thank you is best when it’s immediate, human and sincere.
With growing new businesses in the fields of crowdsourcing and crowdfunding, not to mention all the unconferences and meetups, where everyone’s trying to figure out how to reward the multimotivational human nature, recognition in terms of a personal thank you will always remain a central part (Good thoughts2 on motivating a crowd by Niel Robertson, CEO of Trada, a crowsourced PPC marketplace).
David Noël of SoundCloud writes about scaling customer service3 in a startup, listing universally crucial advice on how to create long term customer relationships. The upside of “Always appreciate any form of feedback” being “happy and frequently stunned customers.” I couldn’t agree more: There’s nothing like getting happy and grateful response on that late night personal reply to a troubled customer. In the times of the growing number of the population Nobody Cares, an absolutely great way to convert customers to your loyal ambassadors, or even better, your paying customers.
Want someone to really care? #ThankOrDie
(Special thanks to Mattias Boström for all the cheering and tireless direct messages to get this thing published in last minute!)
Footnotes:
1. http://www.gapingvoid.com/nobody%20cares%20001%20jpeg.jpg (http://korta.nu/sswc10_82)
2. Niel Robertson of Trada: http://www.youtube.com/user/tradainc#p/a/u/2/_xYTacJ4BAQ (http://korta.nu/sswc10_83)
3. David Noël of SoundCloud: http://david-noel.com/post/840940177/on-scaling-customer-service-in-a-startup (http://korta.nu/sswc10_84)
Highly recommended reading:
On creativity: Ignore Everybody by Hugh MacLeod
– Ignore everybody for three hours and read this to be able to ask yourself important questions like “What’s your cash/sex ratio?”. Why? Because you can’t afford to ignore your creativity! Thanks @gapingvoid
http://gapingvoid.com/books/
On how to truly engage your customers with help of social media:
Engage by Brian Solis
http://www.briansolis.com/books/
PAULA MARTTILA — DÅ
Texten finns publicerad på: http://paulamarttila.posterous.com/thank-or-die http://korta.nu/sswc10_85
Paula Marttila: Online Strategist, Startup Evangelist Keeping Eye On Swedish Startups, Mentor at Seedcamp. Contributor at bub.blicio.us and Same Same But Different. Superpower: Smiling. Blog: paulamarttila.com | Twitter: @PaulaMarttila
PAULA MARTTILA — IDAG
Efterforskat juli 2026 · AI-underlag med källänkar
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Arbetar som senior rådgivare inom digitala produkter, utsedd till en av ”Top 100 Women in Tech” i Europa, med fokus på produktstrategi, go-to-market och internationalisering för startups. Hon har tidigare utvecklat digitala medietjänster och premiumabonnemang (bland annat viktminskningstjänsten Viktklubb) på Aftonbladet Nya Medier (ett Schibstedbolag) och har bevakat teknik- och startupbranschen som journalist sedan 2009.
Brev från 2026
En AI har läst texten från 2010 och föreställer sig – varsamt och med glimten i ögat – hur Paula Marttila kanske skulle svara idag. Det här är INTE Paula Marttilas egna ord.
Welcome back to NOBODY CARES. Population: eight billion now, most of them online — the town grew exactly as advertised. What I couldn't have guessed in 2010 is that we would teach machines to answer for us. Today a reply can be instant, polished, grammatically flawless, and completely empty. Immediate got automated. Human and sincere did not. In my work advising people who build digital products, I keep seeing the same thing: everyone can respond now, almost no one can mean it. That gap is the whole competitive landscape.
So the hashtag held up better than I dared hope. A late-night reply written by an actual person still stuns people — more in 2026 than it did then, because it has become rarer. Miracles inflate slower than populations.
And to everyone who cheered this little text into existence at the last minute, direct message by direct message: it worked. I said thank you. I still do. #ThankOrDie.
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Thank or die: gratitude as a growth strategy
MuteradeSixteen years on, the immediate part costs nothing – machines reply in milliseconds. Which makes her fine print the interesting bit: human and sincere turned out to be the scarce resources. The population of NOBODY CARES has only grown, and a real thank-you still works miracles.
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